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EMPLOYMENT OPPORTUNITY

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Our cargo handling department URGENTLY requires 87 ON JOB INTERNS for a 2year renewable contract both male and female.

Positions vacant includes:-

A) 46Cargo Handlers-Responsible for moving, loading and off-loading of cargo from both the planes and premises.
B) 23Dispatch Assistants-Making sure of among other responsibilities the timely dispatch and classification of cargo within the premises.

C) 18Stock Takers-To take stock and account for cargo and other property within the premises.

REQUIREMENTS & QUALIFICATIONS:

v Kenyan citizen aged ABOVE 18yrs & of at least "O" level education/K.C.S.E.

v Ability to work under pressure and readiness to work long and odd hours.

v Excellent interpersonal, team-work skills and able to interact with people of diverse backgrounds.

v Punctuality is not negotiable.

v Honest, ethical and of high integrity

JOB PROFILE
THAT the above jobs are ON THE JOB INTERNS meaning you gain experience as you work HENCE no experience needed.
THAT this is a 2year contract during which time you will be gaining experience & training as you work THUS lower salary.You can however apply to work for even 2months.
THAT the jobs are available in two shifts of 10hrs i.e. Day shift (7am-5pm) AND night shift (6:45pm-5am). You will be working 6 days a week according to your faith
THAT as ON JOB CASUAL, your salary will be way below the Cargo-Handling rates for the first 9months Trans Handlers consider you as ON JOB INTERN.
THAT as ON JOB INTERN, you will be paid a monthly salary of Kshs 36,460 for either of the 3 vacancies applied and a daily transport allowance of Kshs 210 6 days a week.
THAT this salary applies only for the first 9months Trans Handlers consider you ON JOB INTERN. After 9months, you will be entitled to better pay with company benefits as per your job position as you are now considered experienced.
THAT as ON JOB INTERN, you are not entitled to company benefits e.g leave allowance, health care, company loans etc hence your salary of Kshs 36,460 is not subject to tax or any deductions.
THAT selected applicants to start working on Monday 5th May 2014.
THAT ALL selected applicants to report at our JKIA cargo centre on Monday 5th May 2014 for further clearance and posting.
THAT those with no accommodation in Nairobi will be provided accommodation at a cost i.e. Kshs 6000 monthly deducted from your salary HENCE those opting for the accommodation to get salary of Kshs 30,460.

THAT-More information and finer details about the job is confidential and only relevant to the successful applicants and will be availed during the Employer-Employee session on reporting date.

THAT both successful & unsuccessful applicants replies to be sent through E-Mail and phone with more information & clear further directions  on 2nd May 2014 before 5pm.

AS ON THE JOB INTERNS, the SELECTION PANEL will be responsible for the final selection HENCE NO INTERVIEWS.

For fast assessment and consideration, please send your application TOGETHER with a REFUNDABLE REGISTRATION PROCESSING FEE of Kshs 775 OR a Bankers cheque OR send through M-Pesa on THEN write down the M-Pesa transaction number e.g EV22HA629 in your application letter as proof of payment. SEND TO THE ADDRESS BELOW

THE SELECTION PANEL.
TRANS HANDLERS (K) LTD,

P.O. BOX 29903-00100

NAIROBI.

OR email

For e-mail application please scan & send your CV, copy of your ID or waiting card, passport photo, copy of your result slip or certificate and either typed or handwritten application.

Application to include;
-An application stating position and shift applied for.
-Copy of certificate or result slip and a copy of your ID or waiting card.
-Your CV
-Passport size photo(colored)
-Daytime phone contacts.
-Processing fee of Kshs 775 OR Bankers cheque OR
your transaction number e.g EV22HA629.

NOTE:

To increase your chances, you can apply for two or all the three positions by paying processing fee of Kshs 1075 INSTEAD of Kshs 775.

Applications to come ONLY and STRICTLY through the box number OR email address given as Canvassing with the office shall lead to disqualification.
If NOT SELECTED, you’ll get a refund on 3^rd May 2014.
Applications without PROCESSING FEE shall not be considered.

Applications to reach us ON or BEFORE 18th April 2014.

FOR INQUIRIES  SMS 0716732680

TRANSHANDLERS is an equal opportunity employer THUS women also encouraged to apply.

Frane Selak

Born in 1929, Frane Selak is a Croatian music teacher commonly known  for his several escapes from fatal accidents:

  To start with, merely after 3 decades of his life, In January, 1962, while traveling in a train  to Dubrovnik from Sarajevo. The train suddenly derailed,  plunging both his passengers and itself  into a very icy river, 17 passengers succumbing  to it. Frane however, narrowly escaped with just a few bruises and minor scrapes and a broken arm.

That not being enough, on his way to Rijeka from Zagreb on plane,  the plane door dangled away off the cockpit, pushing him out of the plane. It is alleged that, nearly 20 people got killed, Frane however only suffered just  minor injuries, miraculously he also landed simply in haystack.

1966, while riding on a bus, it  crashed plunging into a river. 4 others people passed on, Frane managed to escape totally unharmed.

In 1970, Frane Selak, managed to get away before a faulty fuel pump cleared his car into flames.

 In 1973, Frane Selak's car,  caught fire,compelling  fire via the air vents.It is said that he sufferedvirtually injuries thereby saving the loss of most of his hair.

In 1995, Franc got hit by a city bus, but as usual he only suffered minor injuries.

  As if that was not enough, 1996 Frane did escape when he drove off a cliff in an attempt to escape an oncoming truck. Frane however did manage to land in a tree,while watching car exploding almost  300 feet just below him.


However in 2003 Frane, lucky enough, won a whopping $1,000,000 dollars in Croatian lottery, he confessed clearly that "I knew that the almighty God was watching over me all these years." According to the times newspaper, Frane, has reputedly refused to flying to Australia on a Doritos commercial plane, alleging that "I don't want to test my luck."

Though he prefers to be considered world's luckiest man,  he can also be considered as the world's unluckiest man.

John Lyne

 John Lyne can safely be considered Britain's unluckiest man ever. Famously known as 'Calamity John' suffered 16 consecutive major accidents in his entire life, which did  include lightning strikes, falling down on a rock mine and three involuntary car crashes. There is virtually no reason or a major explanation explanation to this.

His mishaps does cover a lifetime, in fact he is said to have suffered two accidents at once, while still a child,  felling off a horse and then cart, to add salt to the already severe injury, he got run over by some malicious delivery van. Later in the cause of his life as a  teenager, falling from probably a mahogany tree, he broke his am. while traveling back from the hospital, the bus he was traveling in crashed, now breaking the same same arm but in a different place. All this happened on the alleged Friday the 13th. 

world's Most unlukiest people

Violet Jessop

 

I least expect you to believe this, but, the above innocent looking lady, according to cracked is one of the unluckiest of all times, the reason being she almost went down with three sinking ships.

How Unsinkable it was

Ann Hodges

Ever heard of anyone hit by a meteorite, If yes then probably you are reading it from this post, hahaha, joking, ,,but this lady's case is like no other, this good looking lady, On November 30, 1954, while having a short nap on her couch, from nowhere, probably hell, a meteorite which was fire balling its malicious way up on the sky. This chondrite rock, that I am  assuming implies "douchebag" in Latin, broke into three mighty pieces as it descent from the sky. it is alleged that one of  pieces smashed through the lady's roof and hit her in the hip.

Generally speaking, she is the only one to ever been attacked meteorite. there's no other instance recorded in history.

 

Entering a car

Is this how they were taught?

Differences between dating a boy vs a man..

  A man knows what he wants, and goes for it. A boy may have somewhat of an idea, but not really. He doesn’t think too much about it, and even if he does, doesn’t exert much effort to get it. A boy is passive, a man is assertive.

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